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Virgie B


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A grade school teacher in Las Milpas asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Maria put up her hand and said, "My family went to my abuelito's farm, and we all saw his pet cabrito. It was fascinating.

" The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".

Enriqueta shyly raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see los pyramids and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Enriqueta, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Pepito raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Pepito before. She finally gave in and decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Pepito said, "My Tia Ninfa has a sweater with ten buttons, but her chichis are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher cried


LOL enjoy


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LOL...THAT'S GOOD.

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Oh Pepito! LMAOOOOOOOOO!



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 Female prayer:


Before I lay me down to sleep,


I pray for a man, who's not a creep,


One who's handsome, smart & strong,


One who loves to listen long,


One who thinks before he speaks,


One who'll call, not wait for weeks,


I pray he's gainfully employed,


When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.


Pulls out my chair & opens my door,


Massages my back & begs to do more,


Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,


Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"


I pray that this man will love me to no end,


And always be my very best friend.


Amen


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Male prayer:


I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, who owns a liquor


store & a bass boat. Amen



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Drunk

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is
stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and
approaches

Can I help you sir?

Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.

The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

It wasss on the end of thisshh key the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner
is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out.........
"I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"



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"  Male prayer: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store & a bass boat. Amen-- Edited by Silly D at 07:59, 2005-03-02"

 


What no cup holder? 



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""It wasss on the end of thisshh key the man replies"
..................AH.... AH..... Tooooooo Funny!

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yea no cup hold or a remote holder ????

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Hey, that's sounds like my song. lol.


That was a good one.   lol


 


Talk to you soon.


 



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Allright here is one.A guy with a wooden eye is at a club and asks a few girls to dance but he keeps geting turn down.Finally he spots a girl with a wooden leg so he figures there is no way she will turm me down .So he asks,would you like to dance,then she replys "would I" then he replys bitch I dont know why your talking smack you got a wooden leg...

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LOL...

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quote:
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""would I""
LMAO!  OMG,

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"would I"  "wood eye"

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Today's Chicano word of the day is "Harassment"

Paco's parole officer asked him to use the word "harassment" in a sentence.

Paco smiles and says...

"Orale Vato, my ruca caught me in bed with mi sancha, pero that's o.k.

because

HAR ASS MENT nothing to me!"

Orale, Have a wonderful day!********************

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