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When The Lord Created Mothers


When the good Lord was creating mothers,
he was into his sixth day of overtime when
the angel appeared and said, "You are doing
a lot of fiddling around on this one."

And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs
on this order? She has to be completely washable,
not plastic, have moveable parts, all replaceable,
run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that
disappears when she stands up, a kiss that can
cure anything from a broken leg to a disappointed
love affair, and six pairs of hands."


The angel shook her head slowly and said,
"Six pairs of hands, no way!"

"It's not the hands that cause the problems,
said the Lord. It is the three pairs of eyes
that mothers have to have."

"That's the standard model," the angel asked?

The Lord nodded. "One pair that sees through
closed doors, when she asks, "What are you kids
doing in there, " when she already knows. Another
in the back of her head that sees what she shouldn't
but what she has to know, and of course the ones
here in the front so that she can look at a child
when he goofs and says, "I understand and I love
you," without so much as uttering a word.


"Lord," said the angel, tugging his sleeve gently,
"Come to bed ..."

"I can't," said the Lord. "I am so close to creating
something so close to myself. Already, I have one
who heals herself when she is sick, can feed a family
of six on one pound of hamburger and can get a nine
year old to stand under a shower."

The angel circled the model of a mother.
"It's too soft," she sighed.

"But tough," said the Lord excitedly. "You cannot
imagine what this mother can do or endure!"


"Can it think?"

"Not only can she think, but it can reason
and compromise," said the Creator.

Finally the angel bent over and ran her fingers across
the cheek. "There's a leak," she pronounced. "I told
you that you were trying to put too much into this model."

"It's not a leak," said the Lord. "It is a tear."

"What's it for?"

"It's for joy, sadness, disappointment,
pain, loneliness, and pride."


"You are a genius," said the angel.

The Lord looked somber. "I didn't put it there," he said.





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Baby Asks GOD -


A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow but, how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" God said, “Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you."


 


The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy." God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel’s love and be very happy."


Again the child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?" God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak."


 


"And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?" God said, “Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray."


 


"Who will protect me?" God said, "Your angel will defend you even if it means risking its life."


"But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore." God said, "Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you."


 


At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, "God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel's name."


"You will simply call her, "Mom."



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"Baby Asks GOD - "You will simply call her, "Mom." "


Hi Silly ....


Awwwwww.....this is Beautiful...about the baby ....thank you for sharing!


Cindy



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Hi Cindy, hope all is well, don't know when we will run into each other again, but tell Dan we said hello...  Take care and be safe where ever you go and what ever you do..

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Dindi (Cindy) & Silly D....Beautiful of you to post those mini memorials of the beauty of mom's!!  I was touched as I just recently lost my beloved grandma 2 weeks ago!  Have a wonderful weekend and Happy Mother's Day to all the mommies!

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Hi Disco Princess, hope all is well with you.

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"Hi Disco Princess, hope all is well with you."


Hi Silly D!


Yes I am doing as well as I can, thank you for asking.  I have peace knowing she is in peace!


Hope you have a blessed Mother's Day!    Disco Princess



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"Hi Cindy, hope all is well, don't know when we will run into each other again, but tell Dan we said hello...  Take care and be safe where ever you go and what ever you do.."


Good Morning Silly....


I hope we see each other soon....at one of the events!  Now I really have to pay attention to the Calendar...too many fun Disco things happening


Take care.....have a great weekend too


Cindy



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