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How To Shower Like a Woman


Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.


Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.  If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.


Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.


Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.


Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.  Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.


Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.


Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.


Rinse conditioner off hair.


Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower.  Squeegee off all wet surfaces
in shower.  Spray mold spots with Tilex.


Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.


Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.


Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.


Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.


If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.



How To Shower Like a Man


Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.


Walk naked to the bathroom.


If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.


Look at your manly physique in the mirror.


Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your behind.


Get in the shower. Wash your face.  Wash your armpits.


Blow you' re nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.


Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.


Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.


Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.


Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.


Pee.


Rinse off and get out of shower.


Partially dry off.


Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole  time.


Admire wiener size in mirror again.


Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.


Return to bedroom with towe around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.


Throw wet towel on bed.



-- Edited by TSG at 10:45, 2005-06-03

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Ha Ha Ha Ha!  I shared this with the guys at the fire station.  Not a dried eye!!!


 



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That was a piece of ART!!!!!

It had me laughing so much, I had to go to the restroom after that......I had to take
a wash cloth and wipe my eyes.....couldnt stop laughing.....that was a great one, I have to let my husband know about this one....pretty sure he will love it as much as I did.....have a fun night and keeo em coming.....so true.....LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
But you forgot one thing, they take their toothbrush with them to brush their teeth in the shower.....YUCK!!!!!

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LOL        That just about sums it up


mohawk...LOL..Too funny!!!!


Thanks TSG!!!



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*throws towel on floor, runs around naked, shakes da booty while looking in mirror*  WOO HOO!!! 

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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.


Now that is classic! LMAO!!



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we needed another funny one today.....thought it should go back up.....LOL!!!!!


have a nice evenng all of you!!!!! Today was full of laughs.........music,friends and laughs......


that's what makes this place jump!!!!



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