A married couple lived on the coast of Maine. One night the wife decided to go for a stroll, but she never returned. The next morning a group of police arrived at the house. When the husband answered the door they said, "Sir, we have bad news, good news, and great news for you."
"Well, what's the bad news?" the husband asked.
"We found your wife floating dead in 30 feet of water."
"Egad! What's the good news?!"
"Well, when we pulled her out she had 10 lobsters attached to her!"
....that is mean!
