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A WOMAN'S PRAYER
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Now I lay me          Down to sleep          I pray the Lord           My shape to keep.  
 
 Please no wrinkles        Please no bags             And please lift my butt            Before it sags.  
                         
 
Please no age spots       Please no gray         And as for my belly,        Please take it away.  
                        
 Please keep me healthy        Please keep me young, 
                         
 
 And thank you Dear Lord 
                        
 
 For all that you've done.
                        
 
 
                     Five tips for a woman....
 
  1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
 
 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
 

 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
 
 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
 
 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
   
 
Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support  soon, people will think we're nuts."
 
 


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funny girl......Hey age is just a number.....and all the stuff we have wrong with us is ...well what can I say.......it time to hit the GYM!!!!! Lines dont bother me, wrinkles dont botther me, chubby tummy dont bother me, neither does any of the other stuff......I just ask for God to keep me healthy......THAT"s ALL!!!! LOL......happy day to ya and God bless...

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