TSG wrote:

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I deleted because the words were black just like the back ground... so it didn't show up. -- Edited by TSG at 19:03, 2005-06-06  What?  You guys thought I was going to let you down?  LOL  No Way!!!  Here it is!     Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails. They taste good, so you have a few more and then the DJ puts on... "I Will Survive" and so you're off on the dance floor.  After an hour or so, when "Heart of Glass" has finished, and more modern music comes on, you come back to the group for a rest and another cocktail or three.   You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him   and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you. YOU buy him a drink.   He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get on really well.  When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you.    You have never been kissed like this before... an electric kiss  and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop. "I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've never felt like this before. "Do you want to come back to my place?"   You wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep   , to go to the toilet    , last night's memories slightly blurred.  You look at yourself in the mirror , you make an "urgh" sound.    As you're sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a marathon cervix pounding session flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in love last night.   With a smile on your face , you stand up and walk back to the bedroom ... . . ... and see... -- Edited by TSG at 09:48, 2005-06-07

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YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!! My mouse flew out of my hands!!! Oh my god Que feo

LOL That is why it is not safe to have more then 5 mixed drinks because they all look cute after that.....At least for a lightweight like me

Thanks TSG..you are awesome girl

Thank God I don't drink anymore and my #1 reason why I don't go out drinking with the girls.  *spits out fur ball* 

aaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

Que dismadre!!!!!! poor guy we need a send his pic and name to, The Swan, makeover show YIKES!!!! and YUCK!!!!! He must be a animal in bed!!!!!! LOL!!!!!

What's up ladies...  Nothing a razor can't take care of...  

TSG wrote:

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hahahaha... Yeah, but that's alot of razors!  Could get expensive after awhile.  I bet there's a whole different person under all that hair!  Blondie!!!!  hahahaha.... You cracked me up with your "que desmadre!"   Too funny! 

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I think the dude need "NADS".....you know the hair removal system.....it's cheaper than going to the salon for waxing.....plus I think if he went to the salon for waxing, everyone would take off running!!!!!!! Que Desmadre/Madre Mia!!!! He would need 100 razors to do the trick and who wants razor stubble or cuts on your A$$ or worst !!!!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololol.............

IRMA wrote:

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blondie wrote: aaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! Que dismadre!!!!!! poor guy we need a send his pic and name to, The Swan, makeover show YIKES!!!! and YUCK!!!!! He must be a animal in bed!!!!!! LOL!!!!! Look at this guy Chaka

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Irma that is his son......it runs in the family, just like baldness!!!!!! Pobresitos!!!!!

They must have "Cousin IT" for a relative too!!!!! LOLOLOL!!!!! The one on the Adams Family!!!!!

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