Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.
God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?
The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! talk about heavenly angels.....but I think he's all talk and no action, most men with body's like that are!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEEDS ANOTHER KIND OF HAIRCUT TOO....BAD HAIR DAY!!!! FUNNY PIC DIMPLE BABY, GOOD ONE!!! LOL!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! talk about heavenly angels.....but I think he's all talk and no action, most men with body's like that are!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEEDS ANOTHER KIND OF HAIRCUT TOO....BAD HAIR DAY!!!! FUNNY PIC DIMPLE BABY, GOOD ONE!!! LOL!!!
Is the wife in control?Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man. God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line? The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
I am still laughing my assets off. Good one Blondie
blondie wrote: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! talk about heavenly angels.....but I think he's all talk and no action, most men with body's like that are!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEEDS ANOTHER KIND OF HAIRCUT TOO....BAD HAIR DAY!!!! FUNNY PIC DIMPLE BABY, GOOD ONE!!! LOL!!! It was windy....give him a break...LOL Rude Dawg
hi rudy, i dont see the wings flapping back and forth in the wind....or his cloth cover!!!(hahaha)
blowing in the wind...(ok girls dont we wish)....ME BAD!!! hahaha!!!!!!!!!! Hey by the way I bet it was a Victoria's Secret's float at the Macy's Christmas Day Parade that he was on top of!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STILL LAUGHING AT THIS ONE!!! GREAT PIC DIMPLE BABY!!!
blondie wrote: Is the wife in control?Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man. God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line? The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here." I am still laughing my assets off. Good one Blondie Rude Dawgpeace out
THANKS, I WAS BUSTING UP WHEN I READ IT AT FIRST TOO!!!! SEE YA LATER...
THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A "DRAGON" DON'T BE FOOLED HE'S A TOTAL BOOTY PIRATE.
WELL WHAT DO WOMEN SAY????? HOW DOES THAT SAYING GO????? MEN WHO HAVE BIG FEET OR IS THAT NOSES OR MAYBE BIG EARS ....OK, I FORGOT THE SAYING!!!!!
ARE GOOD..........LET'S SEE WE ARE ON A PUBLIC WEBSITE...... "FRIENDS".....NO NOT!!!! WELL YOU GET WHAT I MEAN!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like they say "the man wears the pants, but the woman chooses the color and style!!!!
HERE IS ANOTHER JOKE FOR TODAY AS IT PERTAINS TO THE PANTS IN THE FAMILY!!! ENJOY!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!
A newlywed couple had just arrived in their honeymoon suite. After unpacking, the husband took off his pants. "Put these on," he said to his wife. She did and they were obviously much too large. "There's no way I can wear these - they're way too big," she said. "Good! Now you know who wears the pants in this family," replied the husband.
Flustered, the wife removed her panties, and handing them to her husband said, "Put these on." The husband looked at the tiny panties and said, "There's no way I can get into these." To which the wife replied, "You're darn right! At least not until you change your attitude
Good one Blondie
peace out
