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One day as Mr. and Mrs. Fulton were sleeping, an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, "I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what's your name?"
        "My name is Elizabeth," the woman replied. The intruder said, "You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can't kill you."
       He then turned to the man and asked, "What's your name?" "My name is Phillip, but my friends, well....... they call me Elizabeth."

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One day as Mr. and Mrs. Fulton were sleeping, an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, "I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what's your name?"        "My name is Elizabeth," the woman replied. The intruder said, "You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can't kill you."       He then turned to the man and asked, "What's your name?" "My name is Phillip, but my friends, well....... they call me Elizabeth."


That's funny!



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Stupid funny, que no?

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